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🔪 Living dead guy.
🔪 A fighter, not a lover.
🔪 Magical violence genie.
🔪 Fiend for root beer.
🔪 Cool knife.

Wears glasses. Probably doesn't need them now he's dead, but they're his thing.
🔪 Died in 1945, spirit was trapped in his knife by dark sorcery. Became the fourth Knife of Righteousness ever, very cool, thanks.
🔪 Never mind, he hates this. Made to do the bidding of several masters and mistresses, no time for his own personal hobbies, like making doodles or listening to the latest music. Also, nobody lets him have his little snacks. It's not like he needs nourishment, it's just nice to snack.
🔪 At one point, was the knife that Marita Lorenz slipped into her overnight bag on her way to assassinate Fidel Castro. Jiayuan was not really sure about how the whole righteousness thing would have landed there, but luckily he didn't have to make the call because she got too horny to carry out her assassination anyway. That was a weird night for Jiayuan.
🔪 Was yoinked up by the Adventure Society sometime in the early 90s and has been collecting dust in a corner of the Material Archives since then.
🔪 Is adamant that his most recent master was Patrick Bateman. Yes, that Patrick Bateman. Acts like American Psycho is a biopic and goes, 'That wouldn't have happened if I'd been there. I would have stopped him.' It's unclear if Jiayuan is just really committed to the bit, his memory is messed up, or Patrick Bateman was a real guy and Jiayuan hung out with him in the late 80s.
🔪 Also insists that he met Mariah Carey, almost went on a date with her, and then they decided just to be friends because he was a knife. Honestly sometimes he just lies for the hell of it.
🔪 Loves to be let out of his knife; behaves very badly outside of his knife. Probably should not be let out of his knife.
🔪 Has a shirt that says "NOT A DANGER TO OTHERS" on it and wears it when he's under contract (bound by dark blood magic to the current owner of the knife), so people know he's not a danger to others. Unless his master wants him to be a danger. Then he's a danger.